Dogs and cats... mass hysteria

As I sit here browsing the many vast facebook applications whilst on the toilet on this glorious Monday afternoon, I've caught myself wondering-- for some reason -- why people are so against eating dogs and cats.

I mean.. I'm open to most foods. You just start to wonder.. who really gives a shit if they're considered pets and for some reason are tabooed in our society? I mean.. we had this crazy bitch girl in high school that had pet chickens, but that wouldn't stop me from smothering one of the little fuckers in honey mustard and chowing down on it before class at the Chick-Fil-A.

I can understand why people consider some kind of animals disgusting to eat.. like rats, bats, snakes, or any other type of animal that could potentially kill you if they bite you.. that wouldn't necessarily make me want to bite into them. But there are other things out there.. like squid.. frog.. and different kinds of fish that are pretty disgusting to look at in their pre-deep-fried form, but after you batter their asses and put them in the cooker for twenty minutes, they all pretty much look and taste the same. Especially with some sort of marinade covering them.

All I'm saying is that.. why the hell do people get so offended when the notion of cat eating is brought up? I personally fucking hate cats. I grew up with two of the little fuckers living at my house and hated every minute of it. People eat a lot worse than cat here in America, anyway. Like.. I bought Captain D's for the first time in 10 years yesterday, and just looking at the shit they give you there.. it's disgusting. I think I'd much rather have a nice fillet of cat instead of a shitfood platter from Captain D's any day.

Has anyone ever tested the nutrition value of cat or dog? Who knows.. it could be very good for bones. I'm no nutritionist.. but I know things.

People say they can't eat these kinds of animals because they're smart and they prefer to eat a dumber animal. Now folks.. I've met a few dogs in my day. There are some pretty fucking dumbass dogs out there in this world that deserve to be eaten a little more than some fish and chickens. And why the fuck is it so peachy keen to kill something and not the other just because something's a little dumber? Would cannibalism be ok if we just ate special people? I don't think so.

Well.. I think I'm done on the toilet. That's it. Bye.

-Clint